Fuck You, Papa John, I Actually Ate 40 Pizzas in 30 Days

I did what the shithead former CEO couldn’t, and I’ve never felt better (that last part might be a lie)

We Taste-Tested the Papadia, the One Papa John’s Item More of a Monster Than Papa John Himself

Is it an ode to the quesadilla? Merely a slice of pizza folded in half? A half-assed calzone? An unholy fast-food attempt at culinary fusion? We allowed it into our mouths (and stomachs) to find out.