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These Hilariously Bad Ocasio Memes Show Just How Desperate Her Haters Are for Dirt

Ever since proud democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez buried 10-term incumbent Rep. Joseph Crowley in NY-14’s Democratic primary last week, observers have wondered whether her progressive…

You Are Literally Never Going to Get Rid of the Word ‘Literally’

The theory behind any dive bar is: “Who gives a shit?” You’re there to drink, not admire the decor or soak up the ambiance. There…

Arturo Alva-Moreno Was World Trade Center Victim #2,754. Or Was He?

H er father said he worked at the top of the Tower, midway between the ground and the sky. So he must have been in…

Fashion Week, Through the Eyes of a Male Model

New York Fashion Week can suck. Shoebox model apartments and sweaty jaunts across town for castings long enough to give you stubble leave little to…

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