myths

Why the Hunt for the Loch Ness Monster Will Never Die

“No other mystery is quite so accessible” —a full-time Nessie hunter

That Cut ‘Sex and the City’ Dog Blowjob Scene and the Legend of the ‘Peanut Butter Wonder’

Today we learned that however salacious and taboo-entangled HBO shows might be (pretend I used a gross example from Game of Thrones here), the premium…

Being A Tiger in the Sack Actually Means Being Terrible in Bed

Tigers are indisputably one of nature’s most magnificent creations, but their greatness doesn’t quite extend to the bedroom

Everything We Know About Coupe Glasses Being Modeled on Marie Antoinette’s Boobs Is Bullshit

Over the summer, a guy came into my bar and ordered a house cocktail called the Shut Up and Play the Hits, a crowd-pleasing combo…