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We’ve Shitposted ‘Morbius’ Back into Movie Theaters
The superhero movie is getting a second chance on the big screen — because people can’t stop making fun of it
Please, Jared Leto, I Am Begging You: Just Be Old
When I recently discovered that the smooth-faced, stallion-haired Leto is half a century old, I let out an audible shriek. Not because he looks good, but because who the hell is he trying to look 32 for?
The ‘Iron Man’ End-Credits Scene Was a Sign of (Bad) Things to Come
Back in 2008, the idea of a post-credits sequence was novel, even exciting. But after ‘Morbius,’ it’s clear the thrill is gone
‘Morbius’ Is the Good Version of Insufferable Jared Leto
The Oscar-winner has recently delivered a string of mannered, annoying performances. But in this Spider-Man spinoff film, he doesn’t change his ways as much as he finds the right outlet for his showboating tendencies