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You Can Tell a Lot About a Person Based on Their Slang for Vomit, Money or Semen

The other day, as I entered the kitchen, my roommate was already standing there scowling. Apparently, a carton of old milk was excavated from the…

All the Ways Your Air Conditioner Is Fucking You Up

Mmm, cool, fresh breeze. THE COOL FRESH BREEZE OF DEATH!

Where Does the Piss Go When You Piss in the Pool?

You didn’t think it just vanishes, did you?

Cranberry Juice for UTIs Is Actually Bullshit

But cranberry supplements maybe aren’t total bullshit, so…huh