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I Found Love Using Hater

“Congrats, you’re the first person on here that doesn’t hate me,” Chuck messages, followed by the hand-waving emoji. It’s an opening line I’ve never gotten…

The Trouble With #RelationshipGoals

The first night we met he took a picture of me. We stayed out until 2 a.m., our stomachs full of beer and cheap whiskey…

Welcome to the New Breakup Economy

It was just after 8 p.m. when the doorbell rang. Rita Taylor peeled herself off the couch where she’d been playing Xbox and opened the…

All My Exes Live in Pixels

Tyler calls the folder on his laptop that contains nudes of his exes “Rogaine.” He changed it from “cocaine” after too many people asked him…

I Miss My Catfish