Say Goodbye to These Great Tits

The world might be without great tits entirely by 2100

How Stomping Iguanas Became the Official State Sport of Florida

Like a small, scaly zombie apocalypse, experts are encouraging people who encounter rogue iguanas to bash their brains in as fast as possible

The Punk Turtle Who Breathes Out of Its Ass Is Going Extinct

The ass-breathing part isn’t even its most unique attribute

The Animal Who Died Out Because Its Dick Was Too Big

This ancient crustacean devoted too much time to having sex, too little time to not going extinct