extinction

How Stomping Iguanas Became the Official State Sport of Florida

Florida exists partly in this world, partly in the realm of myth. A state built mostly on the disposable income of retirees and drug dealers,…

The Punk Turtle Who Breathes Out of Its Ass Is Going Extinct

There are too many mouth-breathers in this world, and not nearly enough ass-breathers. That’s according to a recent report from Science Alert announcing that the…

The Animal Who Died Out Because Its Dick Was Too Big

Extinction happens to different species for different reasons: The dinosaurs went extinct because of a meteorite; saber-toothed tigers and wooly mammoths were swept away by…