Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Detoxing

Can you sweat out 9/11? Should you suck out snake venom? Let’s find out the truth.

I Strapped Myself Into A Compression Suit For An Afternoon of ‘Lymphatic Drainage’

It’s the new Instagram influencer thing to do, and it allegedly forces all the nasty shit from your lymphs that causes everything from acne to brain fog to ‘slugging bowel function’

I Had ‘Toxins’ Sucked Out of My Feet

My experience with ‘ionic foot detox’—or the afternoon I spent standing in disgusting brown puddle water

Yes, Of Course, Detoxing Is a Scam

The reason why your friendly New Year’s resolution is bullshit