detox

I Strapped Myself Into A Compression Suit For An Afternoon of ‘Lymphatic Drainage’

I’m sitting in the chillingly air-conditioned SaunaBar, a semi-New Age spa concept in L.A., checking off boxes on an intake form as to why I’ve…

I Had ‘Toxins’ Sucked Out of My Feet

Despite the fact that I don’t really understand how a television works, I like to consider myself a “man of science.” To me, that means…

Yes, Of Course, Detoxing Is a Scam

It’s a lucrative season for the detox industry, as you could probably guess from any annual list of the most popular New Year’s resolutions. And…

A Soup Cleanse Changed My Life… Till I Found Out It Hadn’t

First, an admission: I am not a cleanse person. Nor am I typically that interested in them. Not the Master Cleanse. Not a juice cleanse….