adolescence

Why We Can’t Let Go of the Rite of Passage That Is the ‘Beat Rag’

Some people count sheep to fall asleep. When I was 13, I counted cum stains. I’d recently borrowed my father’s Sharper Image massager to nurse a…

How Did You Learn to Masturbate?

Six men on the first time they choked the chicken—and the lifelong wank session that’s followed