Why We Can’t Use the Internet to Vote

At last, our long national nightmare is over. By tonight, we should know who will be the next president of the United States. Of course, that could be its own nightmare—a Donald Trump presidency or a months-long Trump temper tantrum, or a bullshit national debate over a rigged system that is anything but.

Here at MEL, we just want it all to stop. We’d also like voting to become easier: Some of us were astonished to show up at early voting locations in Los Angeles and find lines that were already five hours long. There must be a better way, right? After all, we can already do everything else with our phones. Why can’t we vote with them, too?

Read why casting your ballot by iPhone is a recipe for disaster here.


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Decoding the ditzy appeal of the 63-year-old New Mexican

How the Internet Decided to Have Hot Sex Instead of Enduring the Debate

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Mike Pence Tried to Keep Syrian Refugees out of Indiana. The Courts Said Otherwise

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The RNC, the Gathering of the Juggalos, My Long-Lost Little Brother and Me

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The Only Good Thing That Happened During the Second Debate

🎶Yes, friends, it was a meme🎶

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Why Politicians Insist on Wearing Ill-fitting Suits

Dressing for the presidency is a delicate art

Trump Fits the Profile of a Classic Cult Leader. Can His Followers Be Saved?

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What it’s like when your old childhood friends turn into Trump lovers

What It’s Like to Host a Podcast With Hillary Clinton

A conversation with Longform’s Max Linsky, co-host of ‘With Her’

Hillary Clinton Doesn’t Have Aphasia, But I Do

For most of my life, it’s made simple conversations a serious challenge