It’s only a matter of time before Donald Trump tweets cluelessly about last night’s disastrous (for Theresa May, at least) British election. In order to respond in the appropriately British manner, we’ve created a random British insult generator: Simply choose the words that match your initials and you’re all set to go, you chundering minge trolley.
And remember, you don’t have to stop using these after today — you can tweet these at the president (or anyone else) any time you like!