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Our Favorite Quotes from Residents of the Boner-Happy Irish Town of Ringaskiddy

Some Friday Bullshit to get you to the weekend

In the Irish town of Ringaskiddy, it’s been claimed that “love is always in the air.” While that might strike you as a desperate attempt to generate some tourism buzz, the assessment isn’t far off—just not in the way you’d think.

Ever since Pfizer, creator of everyone’s favorite boner pill, Viagra, built a factory that produces their little blue cash cow outside of town, residents, and, in some cases, pets, have been acting… strangely. As in, everyone and their dog is walking around with a hair-trigger libido.

Pfizer, for their part, claim that rumors of Viagra-induced superpowers in Ringaskiddy are little more than a myth in a land known far and wide for its folklore, but we’ll let you be the judge.

For now, here are a few of our favorite quotes from the town’s residents, as well as a statement from Pfizer.