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Mike Rampton

Mike Rampton is a freelance writer who lives in London. He enjoys making aggressively difficult puns, drinking on trains and pretending to be smarter than he is. He would like to own a boat one day but accepts that he probably won't.

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Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Cocaine

Can it thwart Nazis? Did it make Ozzy Osbourne snort piss? Let’s find out the truth.

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Burgers

Is special sauce really that noteworthy? How big is too big? Let’s find out the truth.

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Resolutions

Is January 1st really the best day to change your life? Can you resolve to become a sex billionaire? Let’s find out the truth.

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Champagne

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Christmas

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells… But of What??

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Reindeer

What Can ‘Die Hard’ Rip-offs Teach Us About the Perfection of ‘Die Hard’?

Why Does Claymation Equal Christmas?

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Wrapping Paper

What Kind of Beer Should I Get Hammered On at Christmas?

Sorry, Joe Pesci, but Uncle Frank Is the Real Villain of ‘Home Alone’