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Mike Rampton

Mike Rampton is a freelance writer who lives in London. He enjoys making aggressively difficult puns, drinking on trains and pretending to be smarter than he is. He would like to own a boat one day but accepts that he probably won't.

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Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Microwaves

Are your kitchen appliances spying on you? Do meth addicts really love nuking babies? Let’s find out the truth.

A Very Reflective Look at Doppelgängers

Why are we so obsessed with strangers who look kinda sorta quite a lot alike?

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Your Butthole

Are hairy holes really dirtier? Does everyone even have an asshole? Let’s find out the truth.

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About: Fast Food

Why Are Male Movie Directors All So Disgustingly Handsome Now?

The Science of Pooping Out of Your Mouth

Why People Earnestly Believe They Were Born in the Wrong Time

The Science of Holding in Your Poops to Save the Planet

The Eternal Lie of the Pools That Turn Blue If You Pee in Them

When Is It Okay to Just Punch Someone Right in His Stupid Face?

Searching for the Truth About ‘Soggy Biscuit’

The Future of Dicks, Balls and Asses