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Ian Lecklitner

Ian Lecklitner is a staff writer at MEL Magazine. He mostly writes about everyone's favorite things: Sex, drugs and food.

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If You Blast Skrillex, Mosquitoes Will Stop Biting You (Also, Humping)

And four other things we learned about our bodies this week

Ranking Types of Mushrooms by How Healthy They Are

Shiitake? Portobello? Magic? Which will turn me into the healthiest mushroom man ever… and possibly also help me reach another dimension?

I Used ‘Booty Fresh’ Ass Odor Eliminator to Make My Ass More Edible

It’s basically breath freshener for your butthole

I Keep Getting Cockblocked in My Own Dreams, Please Help Me

Can I Go Behind My Partner’s Back When It Comes to Buying Dumb Shit That I Want Because Reasons?

Here’s What Wearing Those Viral Denim Undies Would Do to Your Junk

Will Pet Insurance Prevent My Sick Good Boi From Bankrupting Me?

What’s in This?: Halo Top Ice Cream

Here’s How Much of Your Donated Blood Is in Some Guy’s Boner

This 71-Year-Old Woman Who Feels No Pain or Anxiety Is the Hero We Deserve, Not the Hero We Need

Ranking Juices by How Healthy They Are

How Much Food Constitutes a Good Base for Booze?