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Why Does Weed Make Your Eyes So Bloodshot?
Whether you smoke it, eat it or suck it in through a vape, cannabis makes you look like you’ve just been chopping onions. Why, cruel god? Why?
Where in My Brain Is My Spank Bank?
Everyone’s got a go-to memory or fantasy that they wank to, but we’re only just discovering how those memories culminate in your daily afternoon fap
Wait, Are Flapjacks and Pancakes the Same Thing?
They’re both flat circles of batter you eat with syrup. What am I missing?
