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Ian Douglass

Ian Douglass is a volunteer firefighter, lackadaisical Concept2 rower and SkiErger and is the worst masters swimming All-American in recorded history. He also helps professional wrestlers publish their autobiographies, assists businesspeople with the writing of coherent thoughts and has overhyped degrees from Michigan and Northwestern.

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Elmer Fudd Killed My Family Legacy — And Generations of Other Elmers, Too

I was to be an Elmer, a classic name in my family for many decades. But my grandfather — Claire Elmer Douglass — would never hear of it, all on account of the buffoonish rabbit hunter who could never outsmart his prey

Is Gym Chalk Useless for Anyone Who Isn’t an Olympic Weightlifter?

I like to channel my inner-LeBron from time to time and toss it in the air, but do I really need it when all I’m doing is hitting the Smith machine?

Will an ‘Arm Blaster’ Rocket My Biceps into a New Stratosphere?

It certainly sounds the part, but how well does it deliver?