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Ian Douglass

Ian Douglass is a volunteer firefighter, lackadaisical Concept2 rower and SkiErger and is the worst masters swimming All-American in recorded history. He also helps professional wrestlers publish their autobiographies, assists businesspeople with the writing of coherent thoughts and has overhyped degrees from Michigan and Northwestern.

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How Much Like Actual Butter Does Butter Lettuce Taste?

Is it all a bait-and-switch by Big Lettuce, or a nice way to sweeten up a healthy diet?

What’s the Best Workout Routine If I’m Still Eating a Ton of Junk Food?

Two or three walks around the block?

Is Jolly Rancher Pre-Workout Good for My Muscles or My Sweet Tooth?

And how swole will my sweet tooth be afterwards?

What Muscles Do the Almighty Push-Up Work?

How Can I Tell When the Broccoli I Told Myself I Was Going to Eat Has Officially Gone Bad?

A Berry Disappointing Look at the Nutritional Value of Naked Smoothies

How Do I Super-Size a Lettuce-Wrap Burger?

Is There a Magic Number of Exercises I Should Be Doing Per Workout?

Which Type of Orange Should I Pulverize for My Sweet, Sweet Glass of Freshly Squeezed OJ?

Can Egg Whites Save My McMuffin from Itself?

Are Low-Calorie Tortilla Chips Bullshit?

How Can I Make My Awful Brown Rice Not Taste Like Awful Brown Rice?