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Ian Douglass

Ian Douglass is a volunteer firefighter, lackadaisical Concept2 rower and SkiErger and is the worst masters swimming All-American in recorded history. He also helps professional wrestlers publish their autobiographies, assists businesspeople with the writing of coherent thoughts and has overhyped degrees from Michigan and Northwestern.

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Where Do Pot Stickers Sit on the Takeout-Junk-Food Continuum?

Are we talking fried jalapeño poppers bad or hummus and veggies good?

‘Boil ‘Em, Mash ‘Em, Stick ‘Em in a Stew‘: Ranking Potato Dishes by How Healthy They Are

Pancaked? Tater tot-ed? Baked and topped with a gallon of sour cream? Which is most likely to turn me into a total spud?

How Full Bodied Will Wine Make Me?

I know it’s not water, but it’s not like it’s a giant stein of beer either

How Do I Stamp Out Swamp Ass?

When Do I Just Give In and Hire a Personal Trainer?

I Have No Clue Whatsoever How Long My Jump Rope Should Be

Don’t Be So Quick to Swap Out Regular Fries for Sweet Potato Fries

How Do I Get Abs Without Ever Having to Move My Abs?

How Much Does What I’m Eating Affect My Mood?

Which Compact Home Gym Is Actually Compact Enough Not to Overtake My Apartment?

What’s in This?: Red Lobster’s Ultimate Feast

Why You Shouldn’t Try to Train Like a Professional Athlete