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Ian Douglass

Ian Douglass is a volunteer firefighter, lackadaisical Concept2 rower and SkiErger and is the worst masters swimming All-American in recorded history. He also helps professional wrestlers publish their autobiographies, assists businesspeople with the writing of coherent thoughts and has overhyped degrees from Michigan and Northwestern.

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How Often Can I Eat Bagels?

A bagel a day most certainly won’t keep the doctor away

Is a Pull-Up the True Mark of Strength?

Nothing says I’m kinda, sorta in shape like being able to pull every last ounce of your body weight through the air

What’s in This?: The New Coke Zero

All nine ingredients in this newly renovated sugar-less soda, explained (yep, even acesulfame potassium)