C. Brian Smith
C. Brian Smith writes hard-hitting gonzo features for MEL, whether it be training with a masturbation coach, receiving psycho corporal treatment from a spank therapist, or embarking on a week-long pleasure cruise with 75 Santa Clauses following their busy season.
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Who Are All These Strange Women Trying to Friend Me on Facebook?
Recently, the men on our staff have been inundated by Facebook friend requests from strange women with whom we share zero mutual friends. Just in the…
The DIY Iron Man Is About to Take Flight
Last year, a 38-year-old former British Royal Marine named Richard M. Browning bought a jet engine, attached it to an old washing machine and cranked…
Why the Only Two Men in the World With Bionic Dicks Can’t Get Along
Who do they have but each other?