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Andrew Fiouzi

Andrew Fiouzi is a staff writer at MEL.

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What Does It Mean for Me, an Average Guy Under Quarantine, When the National Guard Shows Up?

Are they just here to hand out soup and toilet paper? Or, like, shoot me in the face for breaking curfew?

What Are You Actually Supposed to Do With Somebody’s Last Words?

Despite what the history books tell us, most people’s final statements are unlikely to be inspiring or even coherent — and they’re almost certainly not legally binding

Why Don’t We See Commercials for Jock Itch Medication Anymore?

The folks at Lotrimin are surely aware that there’s a deep, yearning need for this brand of content