Things We Learned About Our Bodies

Viagra Makes You a Better Employee

And four other things we learned about our bodies this week

Letting Your Dog Lick You Could Make You a Quadruple Amputee

And four other things we learned about our bodies this week

Hot Tubs, Water Parks and Beaches Are Still Disease-Ridden Cesspools, Enjoy Your Summer

And four other things we learned about our bodies this week

Smoking Weed Doesn’t Make You a Chill Parent

And four other things we learned about our bodies this week

If You Want People to Think You’re Not a Piece of Shit, Get Plastic Surgery

Men Still Can’t Stop Injuring Themselves on the Fourth of July

Facebook Knows You’ll Get Sick If You Love God

All That Bubble Tea Is Clogging Up Your Colon

You Can’t Remember Shit Because of the Internet

Rolling Around in ‘Dirt Fat’ Will Make You Happier