If you were perusing Sports Twitter over the weekend, you might have seen the #cuckcycle hashtag flash across your eyeballs.
So what is CuckCycle? It’s part sex scandal, part slut shaming, part corporate trolling initiative.
In short: The girlfriend of David Portnoy, the founder of Barstool Sports, a sports humor website that makes Deadspin look like Dostoyevsky, allegedly fucked her SoulCycle instructor, and Portnoy retaliated by launching a mass online campaign slut-shaming her and trolling SoulCycle under the term CuckCycle — “cuck” being short for cuckold, a man whose wife fucks around behind his back. (Cuck is also the alt-right’s preferred term for a liberal man, or basically anyone who doesn’t share their jingoist values, as we’ve previously explored in detail.)
It started last Thursday, when Portnoy teased he was going to drop some big news about his now ex-girlfriend.
Remember when I wrote the blog defending @jhammmmmy when nobody else would. I take it all back. Tune in to @BarstoolRadio tomorrow.
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) March 10, 2017
He also promised to bring back “Grudge Dave,” which, as far as I can tell, is the alter ego he assumes when launching a coordinated cyber-bullying attack.
Grudge Dave is BACK better than ever. Can't miss @BarstoolRadio tomorrow at noon @stoolpresidente #GoPresGo pic.twitter.com/ENbF89uJFg
— Marina Molnar (@mkmolnar) March 10, 2017
friendly reminder for myself tomorrow. Lets rock pic.twitter.com/TwISUvzajZ
— Mike D (@TRIGGGERMIKE) March 10, 2017
Live look at stoolies upon learning Grudge Dave has awoke from his slumber. Go unleash your wrath @stoolpresidente pic.twitter.com/T2GCx5v0Ng
— Marty Hackler (@mhackler5) March 10, 2017
Portnoy tweeted into the wee hours, during which he gave away his big news: His girlfriend supposedly had sex with her SoulCycle instructor while she was apparently supposed to be monogamous with Portnoy. As if it weren’t clear enough that he was planning to slut-shame her, he tweeted the following:
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) March 10, 2017
He wore a SoulCycle T-shirt to work the next day, and relayed the story on Barstool Radio, the site’s SiriusXM radio show. By the afternoon, Barstool had coined the term CuckCycle, which immediately became the moniker for the entire controversy. They even started selling CuckCycle T-shirts.
Selling T-shirts is a big part of their business — a business that’s so successful that Portnoy sold 51 percent of the company last year to media and entertainment mogul Peter Chernin, in a deal that valued Barstool at more than $10 million.
Barstool doesn’t have the incisive writing of Deadspin or the name recognition of ESPN, but it does employ a few genuinely sharp, entertaining personalities. It also has millions of sports fans who read its blogs and listen to its podcasts — many of them intensely loyal and self-described “Stoolies.”
So not surprisingly, once Portnoy put the story out there, his Stoolies did the rest, trolling SoulCycle’s social media accounts to the point that SoulCycle disabled comments on its Instagram account.
@stoolpresidente I'm in tears reading the @soulcycle comments #cuckcycle pic.twitter.com/0fmLrZsO3j
— Squirrel Gnar (@Squirrel_nutz) March 11, 2017
One Barstool reader found the Instagram account for a man alleged to be the SoulCycle instructor in question, and Barstool readers subsequently flooded his photos with comments. According to Portnoy, SoulCycle even circulated a memo about CuckCycle, telling its New York City employees to call the police if they encountered anyone from Barstool Sports in a studio.
Best way to avoid calling 911? Don't have your instructors fuck the girlfriend of head of major media company. #dailysoul @soulcycle pic.twitter.com/sbhNyDtym4
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) March 11, 2017
To be clear, this wasn’t a goof — at least to Portnoy. He created the controversy solely to tell the world how big of a “trashbag” his ex-girlfriend is. Nor is this Barstool’s first controversy — or the first time it’s mobilized its readers to attack women online. In 2010, Portnoy wrote a blog post that joked women who wear skinny jeans deserve to be raped. And two years ago, Barstool readers mobilized against a female journalist who criticized “KFC,” one of Barstool’s most popular personalities. KFC bragged about the whole mini-controversy in a subsequent blog post.
This website confuses "sexism" and "Islamophobia" and "harassment" with "humor". What do you say about that, @PeterChernin?
— Jen Ramos ?? (@jenmacramos) January 8, 2016
Chernin’s decision to invest in the company was indefensible in light of these events, Michael McCarthy wrote in the Sporting News. “I can’t decide what’s worse: Sports ‘comedy’ sites that routinely demean women, or the corporate enablers who reward them.” (Full disclosure: McCarthy was a colleague of mine at Advertising Age.)
Not that it matters. Portnoy is a professed Trump supporter who gets off on “triggering” lefties (especially feminists), and will likely take the criticism as vindication. Which is to say, he’s a massive, gaping asshole. His whole shtick is a gives-zero-fucks Boston sports fan, and it’s why he’s beloved by his Stoolies.
It also puts him firmly on the attack — so firmly in fact that it subverts any other narrative. For example, from many of the barstools where I’ve sat, a guy whose girlfriend, wife, significant other, etc. left him for her tennis instructor, golf pro, trainer, etc. would’ve gotten a considerable amount of shit for being “cucked” — the blame and humiliation clearly on his shoulders. After all, he didn’t measure up to a man who could ride a stationary bike at speeds that could only make his heart explode.
That, however, isn’t as easy to put on a T-shirt.