‘I know this sounds horribly pretentious, but for me, it's become my passion. My art.’

‘Ever since the porcelain hit my butt and the nicotine hit my body, I was in love’

From cancer to explosions to hot nicotine liquid burning a hole through your lung

You're not supposed to see yourself in Patrick Bateman, but somehow he's become the perfect poster child for the deep discomfort of sex and dating

Attacking the issue from the outside with soap and cologne hasn’t resulted in the sweet smell of success, so I figured I might try it from the inside instead

Sure, it can be exhilarating, but at the wrong time and wrong place, it can also be a real drag