There’s always been an uncomfortable disparity between those who have to work over the holidays and those who don’t. Here’s a solution.

‘I heard ‘All I Want for Christmas Is You’ 27 times last week — I counted.’

Including your mailman

Least annoying Tiny Tim, most effective use of a reindeer and more

It’s the most wonderful time for a beer

Sorry, Patrick Stewart, George C. Scott and the rest of you dramatic Scrooges — you can’t hold a candle to the Muppets