wildlife

The Punk Turtle Who Breathes Out of Its Ass Is Going Extinct

There are too many mouth-breathers in this world, and not nearly enough ass-breathers. That’s according to a recent report from Science Alert announcing that the…

Reminder: Bears Are Not Your Friends, Never Will Be

Fuck bears. I’m kidding—you can’t have sex with a bear, because it will eat you. No, I know what you’re going to say: Bears are…