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Ass-Eating Patriot Tom Brady Just Gave Basic Bros Permission to Slurp Booty

The NFL offseason is a chance for New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady to chill in his mansion, ruminate on this year’s Super Bowl loss…

Being Brady, Vol. II: Tom Brady’s Pajamas

This is the second in John McDermott’s three-part “Being Tom Brady” series. In his previous first installment, McDermott wrote about life on Brady’s infamously strict…