The ‘SpongeBob’ Halftime Show Is the Best Halftime Show

The Weeknd should take some pre–Super Bowl notes, because Bikini Bottom gave us one of the best halftime performances to date

Ass-Eating Patriot Tom Brady Just Gave Basic Bros Permission to Slurp Booty

Close your eyes and think of New England

Being Brady, Vol. II: Tom Brady’s Pajamas

This is the second in John McDermott’s three-part “Being Tom Brady” series. In his previous first installment, McDermott wrote about life on Brady’s infamously strict…