We Calculated the Total Number of Dicks in Michelangelo’s Oeuvre

From the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel to ‘David,’ we examined every single painting and sculpture of the Renaissance master to determine the true measure of his work

I Got My Asshole Made Into Chocolates by the World’s Most Famous Anus Artist

‘You know how they take your fingerprint when you pass through passport control? I reckon they could take an anus print because they’re all different.’

Why We Love to Lie About the Presidents’ Bodies

From hot Lincoln to musclebound Trump, presidential imagery is way too flattering

The Male Glaze: On the Very Manly Pursuit of Ceramics

“I will not succumb to you,” Alex Miller informs a 4-pound brick of black porcelain clay, leaning the entirety of his 6-foot-4, 300-pound frame onto an emerging phallus…