movie-review

The Long, Long Goodbye of Clint Eastwood

I won’t reveal how The Mule ends, but the new film from Clint Eastwood features a moment that’s meant to be a sendoff of sorts…

‘Once Upon a Deadpool’ Proves ‘Deadpool 2’ Is More Than Just F-Bombs

Since the dawn of time, human beings have laughed — and for nearly as long, one of the easiest ways to get them to do…

Why We’re Okay With Terrible Christmas Movies

Approximately a thousand years ago, I interned at a mediocre cable channel that specialized in mediocre TV movies. This was ages before “prestige television.” Basically,…

My Attempt to Figure Out the Plot of ‘Love Actually’ Based on Your Tweets

Like many other fragile men, I avoid rom-coms as you would a plague, deathly afraid that their saccharine love stories will cause me to access…