global-warming

What’s in This?: The Goddamn Ocean

We’re often told that you should never eat anything (or put anything on your body) if you don’t recognize everything on the ingredients list. But…

These Guys Are Going Lawnless to Save the Planet

Somewhere in the 20th century, moving into a big dumb house with a big dumb lawn became the American dream. Having a lawn is a…

An Authentic Lump of Ethically Sourced Kentucky Coal Is the Best Stocking Stuffer Your Family Could Get

Each December, I get another pitch from someone who had the bright idea of selling lumps of coal over the holidays. Most of them have…

OK, Flat Earthers, You Win: The Earth Is Flat. Now What?

Like anyone with a Wi-Fi connection and a morbid curiosity as to the strangest things real humans believe, I’ve been amused for years by the…