etiquette

How to Politely and Discreetly Poop in Public

This is how to take a shit around other people if you give a shit about other people

How Do You Send Food Back Without Sounding Like a Dick?

First things first: Don’t sound like a dick

You Can Never Go Wrong With a Spatula, and Other White Elephant Party Tips

Or, as one of our experts suggests, try a taxidermied schnauzer

What Happens When You Drink, But Everyone Else in Your Family Doesn’t?

Navigating booze and weed at the Thanksgiving dinner table with the help of Emily Post’s great-great grandson