Ariana Grande’s Song About 69ing Is an Anthem for Power Bottoms

Grande’s new track ‘34+35’ is a much-needed ode to anal

I Have ‘Average Dick Energy,’ and I’m Not Ashamed

‘Big dick energy’ be damned — here’s a status the regular guy can aspire to

Grammy Predictions for People Who Hate Awards Shows

Now you don’t have to watch them yourself, unless you actually want to