When your entire job is to look at the internet and write about it, you find yourself in some weird places. Or, in the case of this week’s edition of Friday Bullshit, watching some bizarre YouTube videos.
According to a cursory Google search, 400 hours of content are uploaded to the streaming site every minute. Some 99.99 percent of that content are videos that’ll never see the light of day. After all, not everyone can produce “Despacito.” But that doesn’t mean there’s not a wonderland to behold at the bottom of the YouTube rabbit hole.
A few of our favorites from when we most recently hit rock bottom…
Hillary Clinton Ate My Asshole (NSFW)
Proper Opossum Alien Alert
Adriano Celentano — Prisencolinensinainciusol
Big and Small Mayonnaise