Okay, shocker, Santa isn’t real.
But that doesn’t stop dudes from getting their jollies by dressing up as their favorite North Pole-ian. Some of these “street” Santas find solitude taking pleasure cruises and singing karaoke. Others find themselves on a 48-hour crack bender fishing half-eaten burritos out of garbage cans.
So before you get obliterated at your local happy hour, check out some of our favorite bad Santa videos that would give Billy Bob a run for his money.