In the pantheon of wild animals you don’t want to mess with, there’s bears, sharks, hippos, snakes, spiders, lions, tigers…
…And motherfucking geese.
God broke the mold when he created these waddling, shit-filled assholes. If you ever cross paths with a goose, nine chances out of ten, it will end with you running in the opposite direction, likely in tears.
Just check out some of the terrifying and hilarious goose run-ins below.