
Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton is a freelance writer who lives in London. He enjoys making aggressively difficult puns, drinking on trains and pretending to be smarter than he is. He would like to own a boat one day but accepts that he probably won't.
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Third Boob’s the Charm: A Very Robust History of the Three-Breasted Woman
From witch-burnings to ‘Total Recall,’ what’s the deal with third hooters? Breasting, breasting, one, two… three?
How Likely Is It That I’ll Get Herpes from a Toilet Seat?
About as likely as that toilet seat will get you pregnant