Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton is a freelance writer who lives in London. He enjoys making aggressively difficult puns, drinking on trains and pretending to be smarter than he is. He would like to own a boat one day but accepts that he probably won't.
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Why Is It Called Doggy Style When Nearly Every Animal Does It from Behind?
In fairness, ‘piggy style’ doesn’t have the same ring to it
Can Sumo Wrestlers Really Retract Their Testicles into Their Bodies?
Don’t tell me everything I’ve learned from the James Bond novels is bullshit
I Am One of a Rare Few Who Pass Out When Peeing
It’s a condition called micturition syncope, and even doctors can’t really figure it out