Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton is a freelance writer who lives in London. He enjoys making aggressively difficult puns, drinking on trains and pretending to be smarter than he is. He would like to own a boat one day but accepts that he probably won't.
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In These Days of Endless Hand-Washing, Are Any Body Parts Self-Cleaning?
To put it another way, could you be putting that anus-cleaning time to better use?
Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Coughing
Is it priming your capillaries for weed? Does coughing up blood guarantee your imminent death? Let’s find out the truth.
Does Being Able to Do the New York Times Crossword Puzzle Every Day Actually Mean You’re Smart?
Or can you learn the tricks and solve it while still being a big dumb dumbass?