
Ian Douglass
Ian Douglass is a volunteer firefighter, lackadaisical Concept2 rower and SkiErger and is the worst masters swimming All-American in recorded history. He also helps professional wrestlers publish their autobiographies, assists businesspeople with the writing of coherent thoughts and has overhyped degrees from Michigan and Northwestern.
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Can I Just Bench Press from the Floor?
I don’t have a bench, and the last time I checked, the floor was free
Is It Delusional to Think Frozen Yogurt Is Better for Me Than Ice Cream?
I’m eating the whole pint either way
How a Nasal Decongestant Became the Biggest Appetite Suppressant of All-Time
Early cold and sinus medication had a curious side effect — a lack of hunger. It didn’t take long then for the diet industry to co-opt the active ingredient in these medications for its own purposes