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Ian Douglass

Ian Douglass is a volunteer firefighter, lackadaisical Concept2 rower and SkiErger and is the worst masters swimming All-American in recorded history. He also helps professional wrestlers publish their autobiographies, assists businesspeople with the writing of coherent thoughts and has overhyped degrees from Michigan and Northwestern.

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Can I Consider Chores Like Mowing the Lawn or Shoveling Exercise?

That snow is heavy, bro

Is Microwavable Bacon a Crime Against Humanity — Or Just Pork?

Such a Bacon-stein can’t be anything other than a monster, right?

How Drunk is Too Drunk to Work Out?

Leave me alone. I’m totally fine to squat these 500 pounds

How Much of My Breakout Can I Blame on Sweat?

Can I Push-Up My Way to Better Abs?

What Kind of Heartburn Am I Tempting By Lying Down After I Eat?

Inside the Mighty (and Very Round) HGH Gut

Will My Morning Protein Shake Have a Coffee-Like Influence on My Bowels?

The Overhyped Workout Products You Should Absolutely Stay Away From

Will Sticking My Bananas in the Fridge Keep Them Ripe Longer?

I Want to Start Bench-Pressing at Home, What Kind of Bench Should I Lie Upon?

Who Exactly First Walked Fast Enough So the Rest of Us Could Run?