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Brian VanHooker

Brian VanHooker is a staff writer at MEL specializing in pop culture, food (especially pizza) and long form oral histories. He is the co-creator of the comic book "Barnum & Elwood" and "The Tramp," a comedy pilot starring John O'Hurley. He also hosts a TMNT interview podcast called "Turtle Tracks" and was once called a "Good Guy" by Mr. T.

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After a No-Carb Diet, Can I Ever Have A Healthy Relationship with Carbs Again?

Yes…ish. But it’ll require some seriously strict limitations.

A Gentleman’s Guide to Nude Beaches

Yes, this includes erection protocol

Bathing Suits for Big Boys

From man boobs and beer guts to being super tall or super swole, there’s a swimsuit for everyone

How to Bullshit Your Way to a Six-Pack

Self-Help Patrol: What It’s Like to Get a ‘Fire and Ice’ Facial

What Is It With Men and Spitting in the Urinal?

What to Do If You Suddenly Lose a Bunch of Money

Your Therapist Puts a Shocking Amount of Thought Into Decorating Their Office

How to Deal With All the Dumb Shit Your Partner is Into

What Happens When You Get Terrible News While High?

How Much Preparing is Too Much Preparing?

Yes, You’re Supposed to Wash Your Recyclables