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Andrew Fiouzi

Andrew Fiouzi is a staff writer at MEL.

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What Do I, an Average Guy Who Wants to Cut the Cord, Need to Know About the 102 (and Counting!) Different Streaming Services Out There?

Good news: There are a few free ones!

Everything That Will Leave Your Body Less Inflamed

Because being swole and being swollen are two very different things

Is It Actually Harder to Get Drunk on the Third Night of a Bender?

The answer is not quite as important as how terrible it is for your body to even try

All Our Lives Would Be Better if We Became More Psychologically Androgynous

How Do I, An Average Guy Who Likes to Fake Being Sick Sometimes, Know Whether I Should Tell My Boss If I Have a Cold or the Flu?

I Told My Girlfriend She’s Fat. How Do I Take It Back?

What to Use When You’re Out of Deodorant or Cologne

How to Get Someone to Leave Without Looking Like a Dick

What Can I, an Average Guy Who Thinks He’s Married to the Wrong Person, Do Once I Realize I’m Definitely Married to the Wrong Person?

A Scientific Investigation of Getting So Sucked Into Your Phone That You Don’t Realize You’re Literally Being Held at Gunpoint

How Can I Be a Better Flake?

The Self-Lubricating Condom Is the Crowning Achievement of Over 400 Years of Dick-Sack Science