The Shakes

Bartenders Are Sharing Your Shitty Yelp Review and Laughing at You

Yelp reviews are like dick pics. No one wants them, but douchebags still feel entitled to send them out into the world and expect everyone…

The Ultimate Guide to Boozy Gift-Giving

If you’re anything like me, you have a lot of friends who like to drink. Maybe they’re whiskey people, gin people or anything-I-can-get-my-hands-on people, but…

Why We Should All Be Eating Pineapples and Drinking Rum on Thanksgiving

Pineapples are suddenly everywhere, and I love it. One quick Google search for “pineapple accessories” yields pineapple sunglasses, pineapple wine stoppers, pineapple bookends, a pineapple…

An Alternative Program for Problem Drinkers Preaches Moderation — Not Sobriety

Alcoholism isn’t what it used to be. Glib? Perhaps. But don’t blame me. The National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism published an article almost…