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The World Is Ending. We Just Want to Dance.

The inevitable return of bubblegum pop and dance-club bangers makes a welcome soundtrack to our American hellscape

I Fucked 30 People In 30 Days

My (golden) birthday present wasn't just a horny gimmick — it was a feat of physical endurance, mental fortitude and Google Spreadsheets mastery

Philly Fans Have Nothing on the Ancient Romans When It Comes to Championship Riots

The natives were restless. John of Cappadocia had imposed a slate of new taxes on the Roman Empire, many of them affecting Byzantium’s wealthiest citizens,…