buffet

A Gentleman’s Guide to the Buffet

I don’t know about you, but when I head to a buffet, I think of it as if I’m going to war. I don’t eat…

Eating Myself to Death at Golden Corral

I was 16 when I began college as well as started working. At the time, I had no support from my parents, and thus, no…

The Hidden Limits of the ‘All-You-Can-Eat’ Buffet

Remembering how voraciously I ate as a growing pubescent boy, it almost makes my stomach hurt. After half-days in middle school, the boys and I…

‘Legs and Eggs’ and Other Strip Club Buffet Highlights

Ah yes, food and sex — the great primal preoccupations of the human race. When the two come together under one FDA-sanctioned roof, even Ron Swanson gets…