In the wake of the cataclysmic Brexit vote, Donald Trump did what Donald Trump does best: He tweeted the first dimwitted lie that popped into his head, while traveling through Scotland to promote his reopened golf resort Trump Turnberry.
Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 24, 2016
But Trump failed to note that Scotland actually voted to remain in the EU by a wide margin. Unfortunately for Trump (and fortunately for anyone who likes to LOL), the people of Scotland were having none of his bullshit, and responded with typically hilarious British insults.
SCOTLAND VOTED TO STAY, YOU WITLESS FUCKING COCKSPLAT!
— Tim F (@CulturalSnow) June 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/finndh/status/746291180774764544
the majority of them voted to remain, you giant fucking ball sack.
— Sam Airey (@SamAirey) June 24, 2016
Scotland voted to stay & plan on a second referendum, you tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon. https://t.co/iKyEIxf8ej
— Hamfisted Bun Vendor 🔞 (@MetalOllie) June 24, 2016
Scotland voted remain you incompressible jizztrumpet https://t.co/5irQhKxV3h
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) June 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/kkoopers/status/746407410475147265
I'd rather staple my eyelids to my asshole than have to listen to you talk.
— TomMagill (@TomMagill) June 24, 2016
please shut your dirty propaganda spewing pie hole, you ludicrous brown-cloud topped mountain of perma-tanned horseshite.
— Will (@Slangwerks) June 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/ksig503/status/746431774633271296
The lesson here: Don’t fuck with the Scottish.
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