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Dude-strology: What Will My Newborn’s Sign Tell Me About Them—And Does It Override, You Know, Their…

Dude-strology: What Will My Newborn’s Sign Tell Me About Them—And Does It Override, You Know, Their Genetics?

Our ongoing attempt at trying to get men to care about what the stars can tell them about their lives

Welcome to the latest episode of Dude-strology. In this episode, I offer astrological wisdom for the following questions (and signs):

  1. For all signs: The girl I’m dating is an Aquarius, but also a “double Scorpio.” WTF does that mean?
  2. For a Taurus: My newborn is a Cancer (no, not like that). What do I need to know about them?
  3. For a Pisces: My Sagittarius girlfriend just told me she’s quitting her job to switch careers. Should I be worried about our finances?

More importantly, write to me. Because men, I’m more than happy to tell you what your sign means w/r/t whatever is happening in your bedroom, with your friends and family or your job/office. Hmu at erin.taj@melindustries.com.