Our sixth humble attempt at making men care about astrology
Welcome to the latest episode of Dude-strology. In this episode, I offer astrological wisdom for the following questions—and signs:
- For a Cancer: I’m really trying to lose weight for the summer—or at least until beach season ends—but is there a method I can use that doesn’t require me to give up booze or carbs?
- For all signs: What’s a rising sign?
- For a Gemini: It’s Mercury retrograde, and I’m scared! Is this gonna ruin my life? Or am I gonna win like a million dollars? Help! (And please tell me it’s the latter.)
More importantly, write to me. Because men, I’m more than happy to tell you what your sign means w/r/t whatever is happening in your bedroom, with your friends and family or your job/office. Hmu at firstname.lastname@example.org.