
Kyle Raymond Fitzpatrick
Kyle Raymond Fitzpatrick is a writer based in L.A. He loves dogs, pét-nat and short shorts.
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How to Keep Your Hands Busy — And SFW — During a Zoom Call
If you need something to do with your hands, may I suggest some alternatives to Toobin’ off?
What Is Poop Music, and Does It Really Help You Poop?
Where the bathroom and synthesizers meet, you get poop music — songs lovingly designed to help you explosively empty your bowels